Wooden Spoon Survivor Hooded Sweatshirt

The phrase "Wooden Spoon Survivor" playfully suggests that you endured the disciplinary tactics of your parents with a wooden spoon, emerging as a resilient survivor. It's a lighthearted nod to the disciplinary measures of yesteryears that now serve as amusing anecdotes and tales of childhood mischief. This shirt is designed for individuals who embrace their unique upbringing and find humor in the unconventional methods of parental guidance.

Make a hilarious statement with our Hoodie and let the world know that you've proudly earned the title of "Wooden Spoon Survivor." Because in the unpredictable journey of childhood, the wooden spoon became a badge of honor, a symbol of your ability to endure and thrive.

Enjoy the soft feeling of a JERZEES NuBlend® hooded sweatshirt. This NUBLEND® Hooded Sweatshirt is pre-shrunk to maintain style without resulting in any unwanted surprises after washing. It’s made with a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester. It sports a sizable front pouch pocket. Lastly, its high-stitch density makes for a smooth and vibrant printing surface.

.: 50% soft cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size